Funny Joke

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers!



Hee hee. That made me giggle. Happy Thursday!